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I'm not funny because I don't watch Family Guy





This morning Yilin and daddy was having a little conversation while having breakfast

Daddy: Who's the best?
Yilin: Me
Daddy: Who's smart?
Yilin: Me
Daddy: Who's strong?
Yilin: Me
Daddy: Who's funny?
Yilin: Hmm.. you are funny, daddy.
Daddy: You are funny too, you are a funny little girl
Yilin: No, I'm not funny because I don't watch Family Guy
Daddy: (Running to bedroom hysterically) Honey, did you hear what Yilin said?

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